What did the kidney say to the other kidney?
(Source: fvming, via didgeridood)
"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever
"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"
"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"
"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."
(Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive, via hotboyproblems)
WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT
(Source: bluelava3, via gnarly)
*phone lights up*
me: *hopes its a text from the boy*
Kim K: “Your energy is full! Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”
me: even better
Anonymous: Hi I'm new to tumblr and I came across your acount. Not knowing about how creepy it can get, your blog makes me happy and you are so pretty if that's you. I hope you have someone who loves you because that's why I was happy. I love your eyes, they look stunning and make anyone with beautiful eyes stop and stare. I just wanted to make someone's day better since my life is basically falling. I love you. ( not in a creepy way)
Aha Yees that’s me. Thank you so much bby. This made me smile genuinely. I hope your life gets better because you seem like you deserve it, and my message box is always available. Have a great day sweet heart. ❤️
Anonymous: DO YOU MAYBE WANT TO LOOK AT THAT PROFILE PICTURE. YOU ARE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS.